In a world where celebrities love talking about eating pizza and hating exercise to sound relatable and funny to us plebes, Cameron Diaz goes for something else entirely. She tells a poop story. Last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon the actress recalled an Oscar party gone foul with herself, Jimmy, and Andy Cohen.
“Does it smell like poo poo?” she asked the room. After some investigation, they realised it was Gary, Jimmy’s female dog sneaking away.
Andy, poor man, stepped in the poop.
Later, when Cameron ran into Andy and recounted the story she realised he thought she did it, “He totally blamed it on me! He knows me well enough and I think anybody in this room would not assume that I crap my pants sitting on your couch at an Oscar party.”
Now we know. Watch Cameron’s hilarious telling of the story in full, below.