In what might be the most meta film of the year, Jennifer Lopez plays a pop star who gets married in New York City. Although, let’s hope Lopez’s big day looks like nothing like that of her character’s: Jilted by her rock-star fiancé, singer Kat Valdez plucks regular joe Charlie Gilbert (Owen Wilson) off the street and marries him on the spot at Madison Square Garden in an over-the-top, flashbulb affair. Good thing A-Rod’s claim to fame is baseball and not music.