Listen to Jennifer Lopez’s New Song “Ain’t Your Mama”

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As teased earlier this week, the full version of Jennifer Lopez’s new single “Ain’t Your Mama” has arrived, and as you probably surmised from the title, it’s your new dating mantra. “I ain’t gonna be cooking all day, I ain’t your mama,” the song begins, though you have to wonder what kind of idiotic man is out there asking J.Lo to wash his clothes and make him a sandwich. These are things J.Lo probably hasn’t done for anyone but her children since, like, 1999, so the chance that she’d do it for some random guy trying to date her is extremely slim. Now if he’s asking her to put on a sequined jumpsuit and crush it on the dance floor, that’s another story. That’s something she’ll definitely do for you (as long as you’re a paying customer at her Vegas show).

From: Cosmopolitan