It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions. Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy. If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:
Don’t lose weight
Just wear a size bigger and give the illusion you have lost weight. It’s less stressful and save stacks on gym membership. Take a leaf from Lucille Ball who insightfully stipulated her sidekick Vivian Vance (in “I love Lucy”) had to be contractually twenty pounds heavier than her. So whenever a photo opportunity comes up, make sure to always stand/sit next to a chubbier person.