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The New Year Revolution

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It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions.  Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy.  If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:

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Don’t lose weight

Just wear a size bigger and give the illusion you have lost weight. It’s less stressful and save stacks on gym membership.  Take a leaf from Lucille Ball who insightfully stipulated her sidekick Vivian Vance (in “I love Lucy”) had to be contractually twenty pounds heavier than her.  So whenever a photo opportunity comes up, make sure to always stand/sit next to a chubbier person. 

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