Worship thyself 

For there is none more worthy.  Admire yourself in front of the mirror and repeat to your reflection, “You can’t possibly improve on perfection”. Don’t wait for compliments; start self-praising instead. It’s therapeutic, cathartic, invigorating and super beneficial to one’s ego.  So whenever you catch sight of your own image, instinctively curtsy and bow homage to your impeccable mirror-image.  No, no one is going to put you in the loony bin; just boldly inform them you have subscribed to a religion where you worship thyself.