The New Year Revolution

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It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions.  Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy.  If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:

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Don’t curtail on your social media time. 

Digital detox is social hell.  How else would you know that a massive cockroach is not going to burrow into your ear canal and mummify itself in there, or miss the close up thrill of seeing Doctor Pimple Pooper tackles massive zits that always harbour explosive volcanic eruption potential?

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Let this New Age of Revolution begin! 

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