It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions. Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy. If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:
Never keep a journal
It may incriminate you. If you are contemplating writing a bio epic of your incredible self, forget it; unless you are blessed with the dexterity of four arms and three legs because, this world has already heard enough of countless remarkable tales of fully functioning limbless individuals.