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The New Year Revolution

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It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions.  Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy.  If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:

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Never keep a journal

It may incriminate you.  If you are contemplating writing a bio epic of your incredible self, forget it; unless you are blessed with the dexterity of four arms and three legs because, this world has already heard enough of countless remarkable tales of fully functioning limbless individuals. 

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