It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions. Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy. If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:
Do not learn a new language
Why bother with a new system of grammar, different alphabets and strange sounds. They are as much fun as studying your vehicle’s maintenance manual. Hello! You have Google Translator; it basically makes you an expert.