The New Year Revolution


It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions.  Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy.  If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:

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Don’t make new friends 

In fact, you should ruthlessly cull friends. Think of all the money you save on presents! Besides, you have enough real Facebook friends who, unfailingly ‘love’, ‘like’ and ‘laugh’ with you every single day of the week so next time you are at a social gathering, go sit in the corner facing a mirror and raise a champers and cheers to your own reflection as you can’t get better company than your very own. Trust me, new friendships are like house pets; all fun at first but soon become a drag when you realise you can’t take them anywhere, least of all to the movies. 

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