It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions. Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy. If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:
Eat more chocolates
There is more joy in them than celery sticks! According to Healthline newsletter, this confection contains more antioxidants, polyphenols and flavanols than blueberries. When I say chocolate, I meant the darkest kind. This ‘food of gods’ is an acquired palate but a taste worth cultivating. As the saying goes, when you go black you never go back. Best of all, the ecstasy these little cheeky dark fellas gratify is entirely lawful and don’t even require contraceptives. Chocolates make everyone smile, even mothers-in-law; certainly cheaper than set-boundary therapy.