It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions. Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy. If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:
Don’t learn to cook
Saves you tons on unnecessary utensils, tedious food shopping and expensive cookbooks. It stinks up your clothes and your home! It’s a well-known fact that most large supermarkets sell their yummy packaged cooked meals half price after 7pm so line up there honourably and stock up for days. Nothing tastes as good as a meal you didn’t have to slave over a stove for.