It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions. Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy. If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:
Don’t get organised
If you haven’t by now, it’s never going to happen so don’t waste your time being delusional about being structured. Wasted time spent in organising or pondering over how to arrange things could be spent on pursuits that are important, such as being first in line for the H&M Collaboration collection that don’t even come in your size or being half frozen to death queuing for a pair of coveted black Yeezy Boost 350s for your nephew who doesn’t even fancy Kanye West. It sure beats housework any day!