It’s about time we fire up a Revolution to quell all Resolutions. Let 2018 be a pledge of commitments to challenge the norms, such as blatantly drinking alcohol, do not exercise, have a cheat day every day, procrastinate defiantly and be openly lazy. If you wish to join the coup d'état, here are the win-win strategies:
Do laundry most infrequently
Levi Strauss CEO, Chip Bergh famously boasted that his year-old jeans had yet to see a washing machine. Bergh should know as he owns the freaking clothing company. He cautioned that hot water and detergent make denim fade and quickens their demise. If you are scared of germs, Rachel McQueen, a professor of human ecology at the University of Alberta in Canada reassured us, “skin micro-organisms are generally not hazardous to ourselves”. In fact, exposure to bacteria may be beneficial to our inflammatory response. So listen to the experts and just air-dry them and they are good to go. As for the stains, just confidently pass them off as masterstroke artwork.